On Top of Sphaghetti
Spaghetti Version
C G
On top of spaghetti, All covered with cheese,
D G
I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed.
C G
It rolled off the table, And onto the floor,
D G
And then my meatball, Rolled right out the door.
C G
It rolled onto the sidewalk, Then into the street,
D G
And now my poor meatball, Is too dirty to eat.
C G
It rolled in the garden and under a bush
D G
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush
C G
Oh the mush was as tasty, as tasty could be
D G
And early next summer it grew into tree
C G
The tree was all covered with beautiful moss
D G
And full of the meatballs and tomato sauce
C G
So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese
D G
Hold on to your meatball and don't ever sneeze.
Blue Waters Version
C G
On top of blue waters, all glistening with sun,
D G
I dropped my blue sailboat, oh what I have done.
C G
It floated away swiftly, and out to the sea,
D G
And now my blue sailboat, is far away from me.
C G
It sailed past the harbor, and into the deep,
D G
And now my blue sailboat, is lost in the sleep.
C G
It danced with the dolphins, beneath the blue sky,
D G
And then my brave sailboat, waved a soft goodbye.
C G
Oh the sea is so vast, as vast as could be,
D G
And now my blue sailboat, lives wild and free.
C G
The sea keeps her secrets, where lost sailboats roam,
D G
But someday my sailboat, will find its way home.
C G
So if you have a sailboat, all shiny and new,
D G
Hold tight to your tiller, and watch the deep blue.
Green Meadows
C G
On top of green meadows, under skies so blue,
D G
I lost my red kite, as it flew and it flew.
C G
It soared over treetops, and rivers so wide,
D G
And then my red kite, slipped away with the tide.
C G
It danced with the wind gusts, then into a cloud,
D G
And now my red kite, is lost but unbowed.
C G
It floated through valleys and over a crest,
D G
And then my brave kite, finally took a rest.
C G
Oh the rest was so peaceful, in a tree it did cling,
D G
Now each time I pass, I hear the wind sing.
C G
The tree cradles softly, my kite among leaves,
D G
And whispers of journeys, like a soft-spoken breeze.
C G
So if you fly kites, high above with such ease,
D G
Keep a watch on the wind, and stay clear of the trees.
Heartbreak Version
C G
On top of heartbreak, all covered in tears,
D G
I lost my dear lover, amidst all my fears.
C G
They slipped through my fingers, like sand in the breeze,
D G
And left my heart lonely, and weak in the knees.
C G
They moved to the city, far out of my reach,
D G
And now my poor heartache, has plenty to preach.
C G
They danced in the moonlight, with somebody new,
D G
And left me with memories, of all that we knew.
C G
Oh the nights are so long, as long as can be,
D G
And my tears are the ocean, as deep as the sea.
C G
The days grow so quiet, where laughter once lay,
D G
But hope kindles softly, and will find its way.
C G
So if you love deeply, all joyful and free,
D G
Guard well your heartstrings, and let them not flee.
Hacker Spoof
C G
On top of secure systems, all covered with logs,
D G
I lost my root password, in digital fogs.
C G
It slipped through the cracks, and into dark web,
D G
And then my credentials, got caught in a ebb.
C G
They hacked through the firewall, with nary a trace,
D G
And now my poor server, has lost its safe space.
C G
It wandered through networks, and under a breach,
D G
And then my poor data, was far out of reach.
C G
Oh the breach was so silent, as silent could be,
D G
And by the time I noticed, it was on a spree.
C G
The bits were all scrambled, with ransomware neat,
D G
And full of the messages, bitter and sweet.
C G
So if you build systems, robust and with flair,
D G
Keep your guards up, and always beware.
Last updated on 19 Jan 2024
Published on 19 Jan 2024