Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts

Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
A
Mutilated monkey meat
D
Hairy pickled piggy feet
D
French fried eyeballs floating in some kerosene
    A            D
And me without a spoon.
 
D
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
A
Scab sandwich, puss on top
D
Vulture vomit, camel snot
F
Deep dish boogers soaking in a bowl of fat
    A            D
And me without a spoon.
 
D
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
A
Parrot eyeballs dipped in glue
D
Petrified porpoise puss
D
Flaming ear wax bobbing in a bowl of barf
    A            D
And me without a spoon.
 
D
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts
A
Dessicated dinosaur dung
D
Percollated pelican poop
D
Tortoise turd balls with the little flies inside
    A            D
And me without a spoon.